Swansong

Happy new year, everyone!

This year, learn from the swans...

... shake your tail feathers, get your feet wet, and make yourself heard!

(Unlike this little bum.)

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Edit: I just had a *facepalm* moment, but I must correct myself publicly. The gorgeous white birds in this post are geese, not swans. Swans have longer necks and feet that have haunted me since the night I realised they were all black and webby and the complete antithesis of all that white royalty swans supposedly embody.

So now you know what I'm afraid of.